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Texas Chainsaw Massacre Prequel Blows - [ videogames ]
Last night I watched a sneak preview of Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, and I've got to say that it was a monumental letdown. If you thought the remake with Jessica Biel sucked, don't even bother with this one. Even the gore scenes were somewhat uninspired.
The whole point of the movie was to "explore the origins" of Leatherface, or so the filmmakers of this reeking bucket of excrement claimed it would do, which could have been interesting, but the movie spends only the first 3 minutes on illuminating the early life of Leatherface. As for the remaining ninety minutes, he is the same as he is in all the other films, a chainsaw wielding adult. Being teased by his classmates is briefly mentioned by one of the characters in The Beginning, but we don't see any of it.
In short, TCM: The Beginning is pretty much identical to the remake that came out in 2003, except with weaker mutilation, no nudity, and lamer actors.
My sentiments exactly
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Yeah, fucking Assholes in hollywood, and stupid teenagers will be like this is so cool OMFG!! You gotta check it out, burn my rectum, 300 looks good.
Just avoid remakes and updates of old horror movies, it's not worth the disappointment.
The Hills Have Eyes remake was better than the original I thought...
But yeah, generally speaking, you're right. Horror remakes stink.
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WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN MAN!!! BUSY AT WORK, playing games get the fuck off your ass and write a new blog...so i can make fun of it.....
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