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Ah man, the Apocalypse already? - [ videogames ]


According to a guest speaker only identified as "Jack" on the flyer I received in the mail, you and I and everyone else on the planet are about to be reduced to ashes in Armageddon. You can listen to this madness every night this week (Monday-Friday at 7 p.m.) if you live in or near my hometown. Each night, you can hear about a different topic to further prepare yourself for Judgment Day. Topics include "The Rapture and the Sudden Disappearance" and "The Truth About Who is the Antichrist." The brainwashing sessions are being held at the Holiday Inn in Concord. It's free so I'm sure a lot of dummies will show up. There are even special lectures for Children being provided.


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I thought the Rapture was coming when the PS3 came out.. or was I ahead of the game?

Posted on: Apr 24 2006 - 02:25 by asdf

the PS3 will kill us all

Posted on: Apr 24 2006 - 06:14 by asdf is right

I remember when I received the first one of these scam artists bull shit lecture, when I was taking; Black Magic, Witchcraft and Shamanism class, I even think it says something about the so called "truth" behind september 11th.

Posted on: Apr 24 2006 - 07:37 by travis

06/06/2006 is coming up after all...

Posted on: Apr 26 2006 - 09:40 by huge boner

6/6/6 is soon, wish my birthday was 13 days before it rather than 13 days after. 666, 13, yeah, it's gonna be a bad month for me.

Posted on: Apr 26 2006 - 02:24 by Kalell

Well Paris Hilton is up for the part as Mother Theresa. Oh wells, all this hype about PS3 and Rev won't matter. Let's all get toked. At least we won't notice/care.

Posted on: Apr 26 2006 - 08:46 by Rice Burner

i hateeee the ps3 and i hate u long haird sex offender 1st iim going to take ur ride then im going to take ur gf u better get redy for thattttt!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Posted on: Apr 29 2006 - 04:22 by outlander252

Glad I turned fourteen. I can't wait to watch all my 13-yeard old friends stumble all day

Posted on: May 11 2006 - 06:51 by ryoma136

DIY Apocalypse survival kit:

Hello Kitty toilet paper

Oozinator

Gundam Wing condom tingies

Sandpaper Slip-N-Slide

Surge (acquired via ebay)

(Some items inspired by the blogs of Bikinigamer, and ThisIsMyPower)

Defile your self in total decadence/disgrace, huzzah!

Posted on: May 15 2006 - 03:55 by DeathlessOne

Enthralled by the new look of GP's webpage btw, good stuff.

Posted on: May 15 2006 - 04:02 by DeathlessOne