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Gaming + Junkfood Forever - [ videogames ]

If you're like me and you eat a lot of salty garbage, I have some sad news for you. While I was pretending to work the other day, I went onto the official Doritos website. I looked at the new packaging for their chips, which sucks by the way (the new logo looks like an EKG blip. I really want to be reminded of the shape my heart is in after wolfing down three servings of Nacho Cheese chips), and I noticed that the regular Salsa flavored Doritos were missing from the roster. Big deal right? Wrong. Doritos has about eight new flavors. All of them aren't very good except for Salsa, not to be confused with Salsa Verde. I usually buy a family-sized bag of them on Fridays and gorge while playing videogames all weekend. And now I can't. Safeway never carries them anymore and now I've discovered this bad news on the Doritos website.


I am obsessed with these nitrate-rich snacks. Other kids in the playground would be siked about football or Spider-Man, but not me. To answer James Lipton's/Bernard Pivot's question number 8, I would like to be a food scientist that invents new flavors like this:

Anyway, here are my top 10 gaming snacks of all time!
1. Snyders of Hanover - Hot Buffalo Wing Pieces (much better than a multiple orgasm)
2. Salsa Doritos
3. Wasabi Funyons
4. El Sabroso Jalepenitos
5. Miss Vickie's Sea Salt and Malt Vinegar Chips
6. Granny Goose's Sour Cream and Onion Chips
7. Smartfood's White Cheddar Popcorn
8. Cheetos
9. Hot Cheetos
10. Cheez-It Twisterz: Hot Wings and Cheesy Blue (actual name)

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Hell yeah! Dorritos Suxxors now!

*~PS~* I'm only posting this so longhairedoffendor will come over and have hot steamy gh3y sex with me and eat Salsa dorritos (ive been saving them for this special occasion)

Posted on: Apr 04 2006 - 01:50 by Sexxxay

WTF... eww

Posted on: Apr 04 2006 - 02:19 by longhairedoffender

You forgot Cheez-its. Best. Snack. Ever.

Posted on: Apr 04 2006 - 03:34 by asdf

Snyder's of Hanover makes some of the best chips I've ever ate, I love their Steak & Onion Potato Chips.

Posted on: Apr 04 2006 - 06:07 by Kalell

I will have gay sex with you tonight. FUCK YEA, I like snacks like peanut butter m and m's and skittles and starburst and rice krispie treat cereal.

Posted on: Apr 04 2006 - 09:34 by travis

You guys (travis and longhairedoffender) spend way too much time together. Remind me not to enter the game library door if I ever find both of you guys MIA.

Posted on: Apr 05 2006 - 10:21 by Rice Burner

Although 'travis' and I share the same name, it's not me Rice Burner...I swear. Patrick's not my type anywayz. I like the Fabio build. lol

Posted on: Apr 05 2006 - 10:44 by TenaciousMoses

why no oreos? your not going to make fun of my habit of seperating double stuffed oreos and putting the two cream sides together so I can have quadruple stuffed oreos? Me and cartman have something in common there! and you forgot peanuts...

Posted on: Apr 05 2006 - 12:08 by ohhh no I dropped a donut!

Yeah its me from the internet. Give me your dev kit you bastards.

Posted on: Apr 05 2006 - 03:45 by travis

Sorry, but don't like the dill, on another note I was wondering if someone could tell me how to get a Windows 95/98 Version of WX-wing Vs. Tie Fighter to play on a Xp Windows Computer. I would really appreciate it. Pimpseed13@hotmail.com

Posted on: Apr 06 2006 - 03:49 by Joe